Boris “The Rhino” Johnson

Now, i dont know much about this particular area of politics but floppy haired bumblefuck Boris Johnson is now the mayor of london.

Lets see how he tackles…..

Woah there, i almost wrote a pun inadvertently.

Anyway im too hungover to write anything decent today, ill do something tomorrow.

Whilst your here, enjoy this amazing video.

Never talk to this man because apparently “something going to go wrong” and your gonna end up through a window being stabbed in the liver with your own knife or a chair.