When It Rains; It Pours

Sometimes when you’re digging for gold you find the rotten corpses of other people that were digging for gold.

Sometimes when you’re digging for corpses you find yourself.

And sometimes when you read the Daily Mail…

You find this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=566481&in_page_id=1879

This is one of the best things ive ever read. I sent it to rasko1nikov and he agreed.

I think the entire article can be summed up using just its own title;

Why

no

child

is

safe

from

the

sinister

cult

of

emo.

I was going to point out why this article was funny but its just too good by itself, its amazing.

Once again, read it, and see how fucked our media is.

“the ‘black parade’ is a place where emos believe they will go when they die”